- Me: omg. Hannah. I just realized something.
- Hannah: What?
- Me: If the world really does end this year, I won't be dying a virgin.
- Hannah: Oh God. I should probably have sex soon. It's been two yea-
- Hannah: OH GOD. IT'S BEEN TWO YEARS.
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STOP TUMBLIN LEVI.
YOU SHOULD BE SHOWERING.
DO YOU KNOW HOW GOOD THAT WATER WOULD FEEL?
Do you know how good you will smell?
There is a social life waiting for you after that shower!