Levicorpus

Oh bby My glooster it’s so wet for u rn

Fri, 24 May 2013 04:51:37 -0500

Oh bby

My glooster

it’s so wet for u rn

I honestly have thoughts like these cross my mind all the time....

Fri, 24 May 2013 04:37:31 -0500

I honestly have thoughts like these cross my mind all the time. Thank god I’m smart enough to not act on them though.

macarena-of-time: i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel...

Fri, 24 May 2013 04:34:36 -0500

macarena-of-time:

i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis

I don’t know if anyone else did this yet: I call...

Fri, 24 May 2013 04:33:22 -0500

I don’t know if anyone else did this yet:

I call it Amanisa ~~(to stick with how the fusion thing does names. I prefer Mona Bynes, though.)~~

I am proud to say that I have never been the anonymous person telling people they're ugly, fat, or go die.

Fri, 24 May 2013 04:12:57 -0500

sodamnrelatable:

when jesus is born I get presents when jesus dies I get chocolate I love jesus

Fri, 24 May 2013 04:12:15 -0500

when jesus is born I get presents

when jesus dies I get chocolate

I love jesus

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Fri, 24 May 2013 04:10:51 -0500

Apparently he voiced the giant. What.

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:57:29 -0500

Apparently he voiced the giant. What.

I was really craving a burger and fries, and also a...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:51:36 -0500

I was really craving a burger and fries, and also a quesadilla.

I bought them both.

It’s a good thing I gave up a long time ago. I’m pathetic.

I’m watching The Iron Giant and the only thing Hogarth is...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:42:37 -0500

I’m watching The Iron Giant and the only thing Hogarth is going to kill with that setup is his flashlight.

when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:58:22 -0500

when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me

h0llo: Do u ever post a selfie on mobile and then you see it on your computer and you’re just like...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:58:06 -0500

h0llo:

Do u ever post a selfie on mobile and then you see it on your computer and you’re just like no

auto-responder: give-me-a-good-url: auto-responder: give me a good url Pft, lol no. that didnt...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:57:17 -0500

auto-responder:

give-me-a-good-url:

auto-responder:

give me a good url

Pft, lol no.

that didnt even make sense

sharonosbourne: So I was taking pictures of my hamster because...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:56:23 -0500

sharonosbourne:

So I was taking pictures of my hamster because I was bored and he slipped and was holding on to my hand for dear life and I got this picture

dave-vriska: glasmond: But sweetheart, you did not end this...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:55:24 -0500

dave-vriska:

glasmond:

But sweetheart, you did not end this comic.

Here, let me help you.

The love (as well as the hate) you give will always come back to you at some point in your life.
Believe me, I know exactly what I am talking about.

THAT IS THE CUTEST RESPONSE TO THIS EVER AND IT MADE ME TEARY EYED

yeeitsanna: i reblog this every single time

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:52:47 -0500

yeeitsanna:

i reblog this every single time

its-samanthas-fault: anya: 28,496,073, dmitri: 0

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:48:09 -0500

its-samanthas-fault:

anya: 28,496,073, dmitri: 0

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Thu, 23 May 2013 22:41:39 -0500

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Thu, 23 May 2013 22:39:53 -0500

boku-no-homo: by Yuriy Mironoff, aka: MiRon Follow him! All...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:39:06 -0500

boku-no-homo:

by Yuriy Mironoff, aka: MiRon

Follow him! All beautiful, moving, seizure-inducing works of art!