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Quarterly bonus: you're cute.

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Unless it was something out of your control, or something you refused to stop/start doing.

Well, the truth is, it doesn’t matter. Followers are a dime a dozen and they come and go. I’ll post, and continue to post, what I want when I want. I could have zero followers and I would still be on this damn thing as often as I am.

I was merely commenting on the fact that I’ve lost more than usual in a specific amount of time. I don’t actually care. 

I win nothing for having a certain amount of followers, and a large amount of followers does/would do nothing for me personally. I don’t understand why so many people are so obsessed with having a billion followers or being “tumblr famous”

Why?

Well, if I knew that, I wouldn’t be losing followers.

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Losing followers like it’s my job.

I’m waiting for my raise, promotion, and quarterly bonus.

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I have to work 9-5 tomorrow and I have a ~:*DaTe*:~ afterwards.

I should be sleeping. Body. What the fuck.

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still can’t handle this

still can’t handle this

(via flying-emus)

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So I was listening to my Disney channel on Pandora at work today, and I had my phone in a cup to amplify the sound. The Feed the Birds song from Mary Poppins came on and I was singing along to it.

One of my friends/coworkers couldn’t hear the music from where she was and just looked over at me and was like “…you can get pretty high dude.” So I was like “Oh, I can go really low, too. Bing Crosby - White Christmas? I can go that low.” So I walked over to her and put her hand on my throat before I started singing it and how much my throat was vibrating scared her. lolol.

This is one of those you had to be there deals.

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#inane things that happen that you don't care about

#keep scrolling or something

I just really want to smoke and watch Pan’s Labyrinth tbh.

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#I need to go pick up

#one of these days

rubdown:

lovelymoonbeams:

stunningpicture:

‘Cause people seem to only post the 20-something Audrey Hepburn

this is genuinely the first photo i’ve seen of her looking older

I didn’t know Audrey Hepburn grew old into a bomb-ass old lady until like, last year. I thought she died young cuz that’s the only pictures I’ve ever seen. 

rubdown:

lovelymoonbeams:

stunningpicture:

‘Cause people seem to only post the 20-something Audrey Hepburn

this is genuinely the first photo i’ve seen of her looking older

I didn’t know Audrey Hepburn grew old into a bomb-ass old lady until like, last year. I thought she died young cuz that’s the only pictures I’ve ever seen. 

(via puck91)

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#she died in 1993

#She was like 64 or something

paul-the-destroyer:

im so comfortable

paul-the-destroyer:

im so comfortable

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The feeling of strength that you get when you pick something up that’s completely empty when you’re expecting it to be full is almost overwhelming.

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